by Brad Johnson
Who do you think the 49ers will start at quarterback this year?
At least you can appreciate Rick Santorum’s honesty.
Living in a city does not make me superior to those that do not.
I got sunburned playing beach volleyball.
I don’t care what people say; The New York Times Book Review missed the point on this one.
I rented a Hummer and drove down to LA for the weekend.
No thanks; I want to stay sober tonight.
You know, Judd Nelson’s post-Breakfast Club work, particularly Suddenly Susan, is remarkably underappreciated.
I would love to babysit for you.
My next car will definitely be a Ford or a Chevy.
Let’s clean this mess.
The best part of Mexico is the Mexicans.
Hetero-normative behavior is not cliché.
I am really interested in what you are saying right now.
I appreciate that your views on this differ from mine; let me consider them.
I am not going: too many hipsters.
The sequel to Transformers was totally superior to the first.
Foucault was wrong.
God, there are so many places welcoming to smokers in twenty-first century America.
I started listening to that band after they became trendy.
I am going to iron this before I go out.
I met this great guy at CPAC this year.
Al Gore should shut up already.
Irony bores me.
I got a great deal on a time-share an hour and a half outside Little Rock.
I’ll pray for you.
He’s too young for me.
I brought my running shoes.
The cool thing about Mormonism is you get to have all those wives.
Let me wash my hands first.